Live findings
Research suggests:  clicking things is, on balance, good for you. Sample size: everyone.
Research suggests:  the 3pm slump responds best to one (1) game of Snake.
Research suggests:  reaction time peaks exactly 11 minutes before a meeting you forgot about.
Research suggests:  productivity is, technically, a social construct.
Research suggests:  "just one more game" has never once been one more game.
Research suggests:  looking busy accounts for roughly 90% of looking employed.
Research suggests:  Alt-Tab is the most-used keyboard shortcut in this building.
Research suggests:  a watched progress bar never loads. A played game always does.
Research suggests:  studies confirm: the boss always walks in during your high score.
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StoriesThe Apprentice

Master Halloran leaves at first light, his packhorse loaded for the three-day ride to the quarry town. Before he goes he chalks three rules on the slate by the door: Feed the ravens before dark. Keep every lamp trimmed. Whatever you hear, don't open the cellar door. The third rule is underlined twice. He is gone before you think to ask why. The morning is yours until dusk.