JustResearching

Totally counts as research.
Live findings
Research suggests:  clicking things is, on balance, good for you. Sample size: everyone.
Research suggests:  the 3pm slump responds best to one (1) game of Snake.
Research suggests:  reaction time peaks exactly 11 minutes before a meeting you forgot about.
Research suggests:  productivity is, technically, a social construct.
Research suggests:  "just one more game" has never once been one more game.
Research suggests:  looking busy accounts for roughly 90% of looking employed.
Research suggests:  Alt-Tab is the most-used keyboard shortcut in this building.
Research suggests:  a watched progress bar never loads. A played game always does.
Research suggests:  studies confirm: the boss always walks in during your high score.
n = ∞
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