JustResearching

Totally counts as research.
Live findings
Research suggests:  clicking things is, on balance, good for you. Sample size: everyone.
Research suggests:  the 3pm slump responds best to one (1) game of Snake.
Research suggests:  reaction time peaks exactly 11 minutes before a meeting you forgot about.
Research suggests:  productivity is, technically, a social construct.
Research suggests:  "just one more game" has never once been one more game.
Research suggests:  looking busy accounts for roughly 90% of looking employed.
Research suggests:  Alt-Tab is the most-used keyboard shortcut in this building.
Research suggests:  a watched progress bar never loads. A played game always does.
Research suggests:  studies confirm: the boss always walks in during your high score.
n = ∞
StoriesThe Runaway Heir

You climbed out through the servants' laundry chute two hours before the coronation bells were due to ring. The robes they'd have crowned you in were still laid out on the bed, untouched. By dawn the palace was a grey shape behind you, and the lower city was waking up around a person nobody there had ever seen before.